My name is Clay Miller.

I am not a Cockney-speaking ad dude splitting time  between New York and French Polynesia.

I did not build an agency-within-an-agency-within-an-agency for McCann-Publicis-BBDO. I have never won a platinum-plated Cannes Lion. I did win a Telly once. Four actually.

I have written, directed or produced over 1,000 TV, radio and digital spots. I’ve won hundreds of awards and worked on multi-million-dollar projects. I’ve collaborated with software engineers to solve intractable marketing problems.

I oversaw the work of multiple agencies while managing a 50-person creative team at a $20 billion corporation. I’ve worked with Microsoft, Coca-Cola, Absolut Vodka, Kmart, Hormel Foods, Hershey’s Chocolate, Weber Grills, the Navy SEALS and Angel Soft. 

Hell, I directed Martin Sheen. And I have an MBA. 

If you need a British chap in a tailored suit, who could blame you, really? If you need airtight creative and strategy, I’m your guy.